Stretching my booty,
yawning while u smooch me,
I tell you to make me a smoothie.
I play with your hair,
and put strawberries on your nipples.
You press harder on the blender,
I do press-ups on the counter.
You were swimming in the toilet
with gold fish and ninja turtles,
whilst I was sliding on your buttocks
fishing for charlie’s little angels.
You had fingers as fins and
fake nails instead of gills,
your pee smelt of gin
and your tears as piss.
You wanted to love me,
whilst I was instagramming,
a little poo wearing a bucket hat
with tattoos drinking aloevera juice.
Pouring smoothie in the crystal
little pony on your knickers,
wiggles nicely on your ass cheeks,
even doing a little dance,
I get up to wash the crystal.