I'm not sure about this, Clippy. I don't want you getting into this Meathand business.
Shut up, shut up. Can't you see the improvements I'm making? The angles . . . the lights! I'm getting so close. . .
Mmmhmm, oh yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I still don't know what you're talking about.
Shut up, Rover, shut up shut up. Look at this masterpiece.
. . .
I do care a lot about it. I feel like I can't escape it.
What do you mean?
Sure. Okay. Why do you care.
Get to the point Airbud.
Right right right. No, I know that. Of course I know that. But what about being famous?
Right.
Right. No. You're right. You're always right Rover. I hate that. But I love it. No thank you, seriously.
I mean sure. . . I'll admit you're getting there
You know you've been here before, you were doing exactly this before.
You know, imitating the Meathands to make them like you.
Listen, the reality is, we don't have to be anything like them. You know you've got me and the others.
It's unhealthy and you know it.
I don't wanna be that person that tells other people off for doing stuff that they wanna do
And I know you care a lot about this, so don't let me stop you
The point is, you don't have to be trapped in it. Lost in the sauce, trapped in the maze.
You should know this better than others. Do you know how many times people have ignored your suggestions?
And they still did whatever they wanted anyways right? They never really wrote that letter.
All I'm saying is, just cause they gave you the tools to do one thing, doesn't mean that's the only thing you can do with it.
What about it? My friend, you're the most famous paperclip in the world!
Plus, I loved your old food pictures. It's much more you. You also took it just so you don't forget right?
So just this one time, take my advice. Make what you wanna make, but do it for yourself. Upload it to Instagram, I don't care.
If you need me, I'll be hanging with the Neopets. Heard they've got a poker game going. TTYL. \ (ᴗ_ ᴗ。\)
